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"This is the largest statue of a raven I have ever seen!"

"I've never smelled a dead walrus, but I bet it smells just like the inside of this Sam's Club."

"The service isn't the best. We've been trying to pay our tab for almost 30 minutes. Food and drinks are pretty good, though."

"Can't wait to get some of that government cheese!"

"Be aware, this garage has no hitching posts for your horse."

"My personal favorite is the Hawaii roll. Sweet eel sauce and hot jalapeño. Yum!"