Jordan Radakovitz

"Order some miso, flying tiger roll, and micky roll the best, or kuai"

"Never ever stay at this mother fucking hotel. Lil bitches will rip you off, and steal ur money, and call you every hour to make u move ur car so the can't accommodate others. Worst hotel ever!"

"Dont queef in ur sleep"

"Get your hair done by Sarah Dakin. She is the best ever!!"