Murage Gichobi

"The liveband on Wednesdays is always kicking like mad. They also give away Samsung devices during their shows. Excellent!"

"Take the 10 KMS trail for monkey scenery. Carry loads of water."

"An OK place. Nice if you want a breeze away from the humidity."

"Watch out not to hit any donkeys and bicycles along the narrow road - If you do, the fines are hefty."

"Don't leave your food unattended here or the crows will gobble it down in seconds."

"Ask for Eliud. Tell him George sent you and you'll get a discount."