Justin Waskow

"This bar has NO ASSOCIATION with the famous Harry's in Venice. The 18 Euro Bellini was all juice. :( Laminated menus? Sorry, but this place is a rip off."

"I'm pretty sure they are playing a mix tape I made in 1993."

"Make sure to tip. Everyone works really hard to take care of you."

"Tell them you are late for a meeting and they will usually leave you alone."

"If you try to drive through Pike Place Market you're gonna have a hard time."

"Buy one get one free eyebrow waxing for all gang members!"