Justin Ong

"The equation for how much you will spend here is roughly $75 + ($25 x 20 minutes)"

"Fun fact: the sound you hear as you walk in is a recording of birds dying. They play it to keep the pigeons away."

"Oh my god do not come here Sunday at 3pm"

"Holy shit the macaroons. Get the macaroons."

"If I'm such a moron for bringing my kid here, why do they have children's menus?"

"Save your money and go to alamo"