Justin

"Beer served here"

"Slightly ashamed that I felt I needed to get my mobile out in the middle of a lovely meal...lovely bottle of champagne, the main course was 'mazing, finished with cheese and port."

"Peroni on tap, thank The Lord!"

"Park in home base car park if the Asda one is rammed."

"Cheap with Tesco club card vouchers. £7 for each adult. Children under 5 free."

"Make sure you pay."