Judson V

"Some of the best pizza in town. Owners are the kindest, friendliest people in town. Get the deep dish."

"KING NACHOS ALL THE WAY"

"It has been proven that people use only 50% of their brain at this mall. Ask any mall worker. They can vouch."

"My goal in life is to beat out terry free as the mayor here. Someday..."

"The newbs are terrible. If they seem hesitant, be prepared to say "more please" quite a few times."

"Don't talk to the mixed guy with piercings. He is all attitude and sass. Badnews.com. Heard his boyfriend is pretty hot though and a really nice guy."