Lolz

Tammy: Try counting the number of TVs they have in here when you're drunk. There's a ton!

Kal Bedi: yawn...yawn...yawn... :-/

Castle: Don't sit on the toilet checking your Foursquare for too long. Your legs fall asleep and makes it hard to walk.

Reyna: My friend's child was conceived on one of the tables at this restaurant.Delicious spaghetti, though! :D

JD: Be careful at night near the beach, you might get approached by some ladies of the night. As Issac Hays use to say, "Walk On By!"

Рам: Хмммм.... Приятного полета! )))

Kimberly H: Hottub rule #1: No clothing allowed. It clogs up the filter. ;)

Monique Montague: Watch out for the crazy people!

Amorous G: You ask, maybe wrong dispenser

Lauren S: People who sit here and eat cookies with a fork need to run out into traffic...

Frank McD ⚡: "Let's workout really hard..."

Tammy: Dear TSA projected "hologram", shut the fuck up! I wish I could unplug you.

Cherry blossom ░ ☼ ♥ ﾚo√乇 ♥ ☼ ░❤¸•´¯`☆: My headstone will read:" if you're reading this, you're standing on my boobs"! Lol...

Juan U: Get wasted da night before u come to renew ur license, that way if u get pulled over, da officer will think dats da way u look in case u had a few drinks. Lol

Amorous G: They're just sayin

feather in the wind Extraordinaire: Get your Zombie hunting license here!

Ramel Werner: Affectionally known as "Whole Check"

Nancy: get a good cardio workout walking up those stairs you lazy bastards.

byron reyes: Run over the protesters out front for extra points!

Michael Martin: Amazing to see all the weird looking people..goOd place to people watch:-)

Jay G: You can hear when someone in the room next to you farts

Sunny Stultz-dunaway: Cold beer. Loose women.

Brian Michael: Fuckin drunk

Jack Pattillo: Don't forget your son Kevin at home. He'll most likely have to fend off burglars on his own.

Mila 💃💃💃 😃😜😄: Хочешь чтобы он стал твоим!?! Встала, пошла и забрала !!!!!

Mallory: when in doubt find Stewie Griffin.....he knows the guy that owns this place :-D

Meredith A: What a view!

Mallory: that old car MIGHT be worth money. and if you're lucky you could get cash on the spot!!!! ($60 if your door falls off lol)

Kenny 💀 Dale: Watch out for Mexican midgets stealing your hubcaps

Juan U: Poor Yvonne, couldn't get her TC outta her parking spot Lol

Gaz: If u have a Starbucks card, don't come here. They're a Starbucks that don't take they're own cards. That's like me saying "We don't accept our kids when the sitter hands em back". DICKHEADS!!!!!!!!!!!