Juan R

"The cow that produced my steak died of old age. The waiter tried to talk me out of ordering it and I should have listened. Take it out of the menu, please."

"Brenda, u&i and caterpillar. You cannot go wrong there. Start with a miso soup if it’s cold outside."

"The ice had a lot of water. Sadly, not a pun."

"Budget friendly. Portions are abundant. The spaghetti and meatballs had more meat than pasta (which is neither good or bad). Bread was warm and you can dress it with olive oil or balsamic vinegar."

"Amazing. Fondue. Not a cheap place, though, but will not disappoint."

"Huge bungalows with garden, beach, lagoon views or overwater."