Juan Moran

"Someone with shitty music taste behind the bar keeps bypassing the good songs and putting on 2Chainz. WTF mate?"

"Someone pooped in the bartender's cereal"

"Watch out for douchebags taking pictures of themselves in the restrooms"

"Don't pay for a covered parking spot. They tow your car anyway."

"They run on eastern time"

"Ask Salam anything about produce, he makes good recommendations"