Joshua Payton

"If you see a big black man serving you, flirt with him because he is sweet and gentle ladies!!! Tips are appreciated too!!"

"Bring anything with metal in it, on it, whatever. Sheet metal is .12 cents a pound. Old appliance cords, coaxial cable and general wire is accepted. Come turn your junk into cash!!"

"G spot all day! I'll be mayor again! Smoke something with the kid."

"Join the Mile High Club today! Free membership."

"If he fucks you without a condom, it's great!"

"Ask for breasts over a dick! Explosive drink."