Jon Allen

"To check in here you have to actually get out of your vehicle and check in. It's the rule."

"If you see a white Jetta on the strip, you best get out the way."

"I wouldn't recommend reading any books here given the spelling of this venue. Just saying."

"If the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'."

"Prepare yourself for tastebud tantalization. Nuff said."

"Do not stay in room # 8. Trust me on this one."