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"No credit card sucks"

"Shoe shine is cheaper at Nordstrom's..."

"Attention all single ladies, Corey is available."

"When you're here, any questions can be answered with the words f'n bellevue"

"$2 Olympia for happy hour is not that happy when it normally costs $2."

"Don't forget to print out your coupon... $38 total is the best deal around."