Joseph Martinus

"Bring some Tupperware if you want leftovers."

"Try not to upset the boss. Possibly lead into removal of mayorship."

"I'm the man of the house."

"If you don't have Verizon, your phone won't work. So I highly recommend bringing your own cellular antenna. And swim trunks because the pool is beautiful."

"Bring hand sanitizer because their bathroom is not in service and there is no sink."