Joseph Day

"The chicken noodle soup isn't chicken noodle soup."

"Don't turn on the lights."

"You're safe here, don't worry."

"Don't order the soup."

"Don't honk your horn, don't drive fast, don't park your car on the side of the street, don't spit, don't yell, don't litter, don't drive through here unless you live on this street."