Joseph Colon

"Worst service ever!!! Took 20 min to get a sausage biscuit at 4am. I WAS THE ONLY PERSON THERE!!!!! Lazy idiots..."

"Don't bother trying to sleep with Andria, she never puts out."

"Dont try to get subway on your 15 min break. All the subway ppl do is talk crap and take forever. Especially mustache lady!"

"Worst steak and shake ever!!!!! Atleast theres good, clean poon."

"All single riders get separated!!! Don't bother asking the castmembers stupid questions, they're probably sick of them. If your part of a brazilian tour group then go in the standby line."