Jordan Niebur

"If you're visiting, I guess it's recommended you visit here once. But I'd recommend just huffing it a few blocks to Sparky's for your late night diner-ing."

"Out of the sushi restaurants in the Castro this one doesn't have the most extensive or inventive menu, but the quality of food and service more than make up for it."

"The shirts will come off at midnight. Although what's underneath may not be what you want to see..."

"If you're getting a pizza, and want something light, go for the caramelized onions and rum-soaked raisins."

"If you're showing up late at night (and happen to be inebriated), do two things: Don't piss anyone off, and get an omelet. Vegetarian food has never been this unhealthy, and yet so satisfying."