Jordan Holton

"Find pistachio. Put head under faucet. Pull the handle. You're welcome."

"There's a candy store in the mall. Don't be a sucker."

"I'm coming for the mayor. $6.81 dude. Get on my level."

"Code beer is straight doo doo. But they give you the mug so I guess that makes up for it."

"Ask for Drew's special yum yum sauce."