Jordan Arshad

"A 16oz coffee generally fits in a 12oz cup. You didn't hear this from me."

"Played the west course today. Shocking condition. Full of old people who slowed the pace so much, we nearly walked off. NEVER play here if you class yourself as a golfer."

"Cheap beer. So so cheap."

"Barmaid is absolutely useless. Allow for an extra hour to allow her to pull her finger out of her arse."