ᴡ Jordan

"Check for food before you leave, the sausage on your breakfast sandwich may still be partially frozen."

"Hard to play pool sans eight ball"

"My tip below, and more."

"High Fashion required."

"It's a straight up Purple Party, don't be coming to the Land of Azeroth without being EPIC'd out!!!"

"On Sunday evening it's BYOB FYIs!!!"