Jon Schroeder

"Don't eat the hot sauce."

"Don't eat Reuben's without corned beef. They aren't Reuben's."

"Thank goodness James left! Kept trying to sneak into my room at night, but I locked him out."

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"Ask about the pickle punch (free with a voucher). In the morning, taste the regret punch!"