Jonno Sea

"The potholes in this car park could swallow an average medium-sized SUV."

"That song... on repeat!! :S"

"I'm convinced the staff here do nothing but shift things from one aisle to another. Everything is in a different location every time I'm here!"

"Watch out! 'Safety' camera now installed at that intersection below the motorway. Catches both red light offenders and speeders."

"Go to Secret Ninja HQ. Skip the burger and get the chicken sandwich and a pork slap. Ask for special sauce."