Jonno Horsman

"Shitty generic hotel bar with bad service and generic crap drinks"

"Had the mushrooms and polenta (large dish, £13) and left very hungry, was the size of a starter. Also a beer costs £4 for a half pint"

"go to sion's comedy first Thursday of the month but get in early to reserve the sofa"

"the soup makes me gag"

"Flat whites and Cooper's pale ale, nuff said"