Jonnii D'Saronno

"Check it bruh, if you iz like real poor or suttin, send you's stolen shit from here via tha DHL Point. £15.99 anywhere within the UK up to 6kg"

"Air....conditioning....needs a new setting besides boiling hot"

"Warning to those travelling to Leicester after 4:30, skylink runs one bus an hour to Leicester which arrives at EMA DEPARTURES at 50 past the hour. Don't get caught in the cold this winter"

"Stand well back from the platform edge. The really fast virgin trains do not stop here and give you a fright if your not expecting them"

"Excellently priced venue and rehearsal/recording facility. Great gear and nice people :)"

"Catch the skylink for East Midlands Airport, wonderfully simple travel, luggage rack and reasonable prices :)"