Jon Morgan

"Wow, Vickie really takes Foursquare seriously! I mean, who really cares that much and who has such a boring life that they report you for checking in! Hahahahaha"

"If the mayor is laying in the driveway upon your arrival and seems highly intoxicated, he is! Please leave him where you found him and make sure he has a blanket."

"If ya can't ride and you don't listen, you're not welcome!!!"

"Best Cinco/Tiki parties in the Northeast! Don't mess with the parking guys though, they are well connected!"