Jonesie Bones

"Get the cushion next to the fire place."

"Sand the floor"

"Get a table at the back, great views!!! Oh and the prosecco is quite good!"

"Pimms on the lawn, massage in the cow shed, dinner on the terrace (with a blanket)"

"The man who sells coffee in the courtyard from a piaggo van is well chilled, and is a great barista."