Jon

"Pro tip: mention President George Bush and get a room with a lovely view out onto His freeway. In His name we pray..."

"Bring a coat because, no matter the season, you'll freeze your nuts off."

"Overpriced but decent burger. Overpriced and shitty bowling."

"Wired. Still tastes like Monica's. Tired. Carrying on a conversation in an echo chamber/The Grand Canyon/bottom of a well/empty grain silo/two cups attached by a string."

"Holler at that chuychingato!"

"New location, same shitty service!"