Jonathan McGinley

"It's a post office, no one has any fun."

"The freeze-dried food is awful. Go to the nearby Moon Burger King"

"Delectable Alfredo sauce!"

"Within five minutes of staying in my room I had already killed two roaches. And also the little detail that the shower didn't drain."

"I love the smell of new building in the air! The food smells good too..."

"Scientifically proven to be the slowest drive-thru in the history of mankind."