Jonah Kruvant

"Great sicilian!"

"Hammock, buffalo, mickey mouse pancakes, Timmy the cat, hot sauce incapacitation, Chan Ho Park diarrhea"

"Excellence in filmmaking. Best movie theater in NJ!"

"Escape the hustle and bussle of Chinatown to this white oasis where you can enjoy raging roof parties"

"Forgot to mention that "My Bus Stop" is across from Rocky, the town horse. Don't walk your dog past him unless you want to see a confrontation."

"Order something with the word "French": French fries or the French toast (which is made with French bread)."