Jon Riebhoff

"Don't steal the owls eggs. Just play pool and drink cheap Stella"

"Guides are real fun and we had a great time tubing down the aquaducts!"

"This bar would not score high on bar rescue"

"Royal nonesuch"

"You know you're in for a stinker when the "people talk about" section is all people's complaints about their moral stance on business casual and people wearing sweatshirts in the workplace."

"Those breakfast burritos are insane!"