Johny Danger Heron

"The croissants are to die for! No seriously, eat this frozen high priced crap and you will be in trouble!"

"This is the best Subway in Aus!!"

"Great bottles of water at only $12.95!"

"Try Colins Warm Apple Pie! He loves a chat. Go and ask for a slice and he'll talk till your ears bleed. Got some great stories too. Particularly like to hear about the days he tied onions to his belt."

"Tell them to drop the fuel price by 60c a litre and they will! Tell them Johny sent you"