John Wofford

"I’m ordering the Gorditas combo with a side of guac"

"I like the salpicon; trying the crema de mariscada next (con coco)."

"Look at that !"

"Saturday morning defense lawyer doings: trying to meet with my poor clients, all unjustly accused . . . maybe."

"Last time I tried to eat there, they refused to cook the burger less than medium . . . are you worried about the quality of your meat?"