Johnny V

"ProTip: Flying to a big city? The lay-over you will inevitably have by flying out of Burbank is guaranteed to be shorter than your commute to LAX."

"Chinese Chicken Salad! Whole order if you are REALLY hungry!"

"Look for hidden Mickeys on the carpets!"

"Tiny hole in the wall - right after a big storage place is the entrance. Tiny Walgreens sign right in front of you."

"Strongly recommend putting your breakfast order out the night before - room service is virtually impossible to get a hold of in the am."

"I want free wireless but Im not sure where I can find it..."