John Ray

"Assigned seating and VIP are simply the BEST things ever, if you've planned your day. Whining about it after the fact is proof positive you're in a city too big for you."

"Daniel and Atty are awesome mixologists."

"Long Island Iced Tea"

"Not very friendly lane service and when you call ahead for a lane and say there is no need: its a lie. Well, at least the drinks are not over pricey! Beer wench, beer me!"

"Video and Audio recording. Big brother is listening too... See picture."

"Don't let John drink too much tequila!"