Johnny Cooper

"Withdraw an unreasonable amount of money, burn it, then treat yourself like shit. Spare yourself from eating their probably-frozen meat. You can expect better service at the Olive Garden."

"Turn around. Just trust me on this one. Turn. Around."

"Totally bland. The pickle was the best part. Either BYOOB (bring your own old bay) or go to Oaxaca Taco next door. Supes cheaper and totes DELISH!"

"Marti Gould Cummings every Saturday Night. Don't miss it!"

"Dr Shippy is the first person I call every time I come back to Dallas from NYC! Best chiro around...and has been for 20 years!"

"It's everything you want it to be."