John Ninan

"Chicken mince pie... Do it"

"They should call this place Bull Cafe, because the food is shit."

"The doughnuts and coffee are not that great here, smells of pig."

"Worst KFC in bangalore. Buggers touching my food with his dirty paws"

"No one cared who he was, until he grew the moustache."

"You'll feel a massive weight upon reaching this spot, from your balls of steel! Congratulations!"