John M

"Wine was drinkable but bland. "Steaks" were inexcusably tough, even for a coupon special. Not just unchewable, but practically uncuttable. Fries were greasy. "Vegetables" were soggy strings. AVOID."

"Definitely NOT the steak--can you say "shoe leather?""

"Get the regular-size cafe au lait--in a real cup. (The large comes in styrofoam.)"