John Liniger

"I got herpes from a toilet seat upstairs. Best hover for health purposes."

"This freaking floating spider nest is covered with black widows. Bring bug spray and a machete. Just like The 'Nam except more spiders."

"Remember to exit the airplane down the escape slide with at least 2 ice cold beers!!!"

"Don't comment that the bar maids are "Hot Irish Babes"."

"Clean Restrooms!!!"

"The mahi fish n' chips are excellent. Light on the batter and ridiculously tender."