John Kelly

"Home of the caution stairs."

"They do German better than the Germans."

"Even driving here is easy! Consider this: I'm at my gate faster at DCA than Dulles, when I'm coming from CHANTILLY. Easiest airport on the East Coast."

"The mayor appears to be an employee. Weak."

"Don't fly Delta unless you like waiting in line."

"Beautiful midtowers abound!"