John Jacobi

"Have patience with the workers here. They're not the brightest folks in Jersey. But them again neither are the foreign customers"

"It's a nice looking hospital. Nicer then most but the hospital staff seem to all need English lesson. They also refuse to believe you know where your family member is."

"The waitresses are the nicest peeps..."

"Go see the nutritionist. She's pretty cute...and by that I mean hot"

"Grab a bus and get off this cursed island"

"Dave is one sly Fox. Johnson Buonos will park your car for ya ;-)"