John Carl

"SPECIAL DEAL: All photoshoots over $400,000 come with a complimentary DuckDuck pencil sharpener delivered to your door by Matt wearing a translucent speedo."

"Put your plate directly under the YumYum tap and smother — ultimate #nom. Way better than the tiny cups they give you."

"WiFi doesn't work. Grr."

"Atmosphere is awesome. Friendly owners. The Mac & Cheese is delicious."