John Boyle

"Quiet neighborhood. Nice apartments. Friendly staff."

"Best bar food in Denver and the owner is a badass. Get the chicken strips w/ a side of BBQ sauce and hot sauce. Use 'em to dip and make sure to mix. Check it out."

"Make sure you're on birth control."

"The best place to play Magic: The Gathering, Warhammer, Dungeons & Dragons, Pathfinder, or any other card, miniatures or role-playing games."