Johannes Nilssen

"Cash was king, but not in 2017. Don't accept any plastic, ran out of tonic water at ten pm, replaced it with Schweppes mix... Not ok."

"Everything, the food, the drinks, the music, the people and the mezcal"

"TV-tilbudet er ikke-eksisterende. Smart-TV som ikke er på nett, og med brukket antenne funker ei heller noen kanaler. Paraply låner de ikke ut når man skal prøve seg på underholdning utenfor veggene."

"Pretty poor selection at the breakfast buffet for the hotel standard. The bacon is boiled, not grilled as stated. 5€/day for Internet a la 2001"

"If you like limp Bizkit, this is the joint for you..."