Jo Lorenz

"Beware of Wellson U, who lies about coming to the Hawaiian Palms Hotel all the time!"

"Pizzas are amazing, Wagyu beef burger is amazing, the yellow fin is surprisingly amazing! Great food, SoHo prices. They'll accommodate fun groups with nasty shots, if you're keen!"

"Best scene on Cheung Sha Beach!"

"SMOKED SALMON! That's all I have to say."