Johahn Bhurrut

"Never get yourself a fresh juice here. When asked whether it's freshly squeezed, the waitress explained: It's from the bottle with a label that reads freshly squeezed. Wow."

"Order water and fork out 6 bucks!"

"4 cheese pizza was really nice. But dessert totally killed it for me. Ordered a panna cotta and i was given a disastrous rancid lump of cream drowned in a vomit of foul tasting strawberry."

"Beef rolls and tuna mushroom puffs are my lunch favourites."

"Awesome Bak Chor Mee!"