Joey D

"They still haven't found the bodies. So that's good, I guess."

"Best bar on Hertel. Good people, cheap drinks, shuffleboard bowling. If you check in and the mayor's here, do a shot with him!"

"If you pay for groceries with a check, you are a fucking idiot. End of story."

"Tupper St. Tobacco!"

"When you play the game of thrones, you either win... Or it smells pretty bad."

"Crispin Artisan Reserve all day."