Joey

"This place is awesome. One of the hipsters that works here was very polite. I ate ribs and everything."

"While in the neighborhood, keep an eye out for the village rapist."

"My bros and I got thrown out for "horseplay" in the bathroom. I had no pants on and a bus boy started slapping me. Great seafood besides the incident."

"My tip is too short..."

"Be careful"

"Best haircut in NYC! Brush up on your Spanish before coming."