Joe Schwartz

"Chicken wings appetizer with wasabi honey! I'm drooling just thinking about them."

"The "cut of the week" menu is a great value, offering three courses with wine for about $60."

"If you go to the water park -- and you should, it's excellent -- be sure to bring (or buy) aquasocks / swimshoes to protect your feet while walking on the hot concrete."

"Buy your tickets for this ride early in the day for the best price! Then you can ride it any time that day."

"Friday night, time to load up on shrimp!"

"Quit while you're ahead. And don't double down on hard 12. Ever."