Joe Popp

"There are no trash cans. Weird."

"Picnic tables are heavy. Have Vork move'em."

"Have your kid try to find Josie the cow (stuffed animal), she's usually hanging around in the decorated wall scenes. Report you found her when you check out and get a treat!"

"Check out the old balloons on the ceiling!"

"Ewww. Smooth jazz. Ick."

"Go off the menu and order a quesadilla. Plain cheese or with chicken too!"