Joe Piehl

"If you didn't bring a flashlight, download a free flashlight app before entering the bunker."

"Bring your sunglasses to breakfast, so you can enjoy the terrace properly."

"If you're looking for Cadbury chocolate, go to the Duty Free stores instead of WH Smith. You get twice as much for only £1 more."

"When you approach departures by car, watch for the English name the drop-off point has been given - Kiss and Fly."

"If you're in the area, the Mike Figgis show is an interesting way to spend 10 minutes."

"Visit the consumer department on the 3rd floor and join us for a glass of wine and biscuits."